fapnations:

Is she some sort of teacher?! Sign me up!

(Source: yoko-littner-bot)

lettersintheampersand:

“This (is) 19-year-old (Schoep) being cradled in his father’s arms last night in Lake Superior. (Schoep) falls asleep every night when he is carried into the lake. The buoyancy of the water soothes his arthritic bones. Lake Superior is very warm right now, so the temp of the water is perfect. I was so happy I got to capture this moment for John. By the way, John rescued Shoep as an 8 month old puppy, and he’s been by his side through many adventures :)”  photographer Hannah Stonehouse Hudson [x]

  • fox news:

    it's 10 pm do you know where your children are

  • my parents:

    in front of the computer as always

  • parent:

    why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

  • me:

    well they turned into a cunt